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1. I heard Robespierre cut himself shaving. He tried to use the national razor.

2. Do you remember how Mr. Bunner starts class, because for me it doesn't ring a bell.

This pun below have references to Cisco or networking terms as well as AP Euro.

3. What do countries have to consider when trading goods? Answer: They might have to use a different port.

4. Do you know why the Cold War took so long? I think it was because the Soviets were stallin'.

5. The French defeated the Otts.

The word Otts is supposed to be an abbreviation for Ottomans.

6. I think that Tsar Alexander II's reforms kind of blew up in his face.

7. One of the main reasons for the British winning the War of Jenkin's Ear was because the Spanish must have attacked Jenkins on his left flank. That way he heard it.

8. Ben Marasco got Briann to eat a potato, and she said it was moye delicioso.

9. Nash tried to get water from the tap, but his fawcett was broken.

10. When Natalie got an A on AP Euro test, she tried to gload about it, but when Lauren got an A she was moore modest. Zach Ross, "The Boss", also got an A on his test, but he got kerried away. He went to got tell Dr. Wicker about it, but as always Dr. Wicker was too busy settling squirrels, or quarrels, between Nic and Alex. Alex says that there is nothing that relates King James I to Tsar Alexander II, but Nic disagrees. However, Chris Lee agrees with Alex, and tells Nic __**NO,**__ there is no direct relation between the two. Obviously, if Chris Lee says something, it has to be true.

11. What are the Soviet's favorite drink? It's Leninade.- This was Nash Emilio Fawcett's pun, but I, Chris Lee, had to put it up because he forgot to.

12. Hegel tried to send what he thought was a romantic letter to his girlfriend, Kristen, but she actually got mad and dumped him. This is because Bismarck got his hands on the letter.

13. I just heard that the Ottomans used to have cousins that made up what was the Ellerman Empire. It was ruled by King **Fred**erick I.

14. I guess you could say Mussolini made Milan the fascion capital of the world.

15. Special Annoucement: Leroy and The Flanagans are going to have a LIVE performance on May 11, 2012 in the Wash High gym. Tickets are $25 per person, and if you personally know someone from the group you can get a backstage pass. There is also a special guest performance by "The Cowboy" A.K.A. JD Riley. Also, if you didn't know Leroy and The Flanagans developed their name from Leroy I, who was the king of...somewhere in Europe, and his leading political party, the Flanagans.

16. Raymond Rodriguez got word of Chris's amazing puns, and was jealous when he realized that he wasn't in any of them. So he decided to create his own pun page. This started the outbreak of World War Pun. P.S.-This pun was developed by R-Money A.K.A. Ray Rodriguez, Chris Lee A.K.A. Chris Lee, and also came from the desk of Nash Emilio Fawcett.

17. Mr. Punner loves Chris Lee's puns, including this one.

18. Brandon tried to wrestle Napoleon Bonaparte and lost. Maybe he should have started off his morning like Amanda always does with some yeags and bacon.

19. Gustave Flaubert told Emile Zola that he wrote a new book, and Emile said "for reals".

20. Brooke was struggling with a question on an AP Euro test. I guess you could say that she found herself in a priggdicament.

21. The **__Pun__**ishers don't need to be disciplined; they do the punishing.

22. the German SA (storm troopers) thought that reagan's Star Wars Initiative was kind of cool.

23. Not a pun, but it's funny! []

24. Hitler got a 1 on his AP Euro exam because his DBQ was on the fall of the Reichstag.